A Simpsons' Christmas
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
*Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day
average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime supply of bottled water! To enter the prize draw, all you have to do is give us all your personal details, then you might have a chance of winning!
Lifetime supply of bottled water. *Homer drooled*
Bart: Uh, Homer
You don't even like water.
Homer: But they made it sound so tasty! Must. Send. Personal. Details. *Homer skidded the car sideways*
Lisa: DAD! THE ROAD!!!!!!
Homer: Oh, yeah. *Homer swerved the car
into a tree*