A Simpsons' Christmas
Prologue
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Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom said "I" could pick the tree!
Lisa: She did not!
Bart: Did so!
Lisa: Didn't!
Bart: Did!!!
Lisa: DIDN'T!
Homer: Break it up you two! Marge doesn't want you two arguing at Christmas!
Bart: Sure thing big daddy-o! *Bart grinned at Homer and pulled a face at Lisa*
Homer: BART! *Homer opened one of the back doors of his car*
Bart: Outtatheway Lis! It's my turn to sit on this side! *Bart mumbled the word 'Did' as he shoved Lisa out of the way*
Lisa: Stupid brother. *Lisa put her seatbelt on*
Bart: Homer... Think ya could move your seat forward? B'CUZ IT'S CRUSHING ME!
Homer: I've had ENOUGH of you boy! *Homer put the key in the ignition and turned it*
Bart: Are we there yet?
Homer: NO! *Homer glared at Bart with an expression of rage*
Lisa: Can we just go, please Dad?
Homer: Yes, Lisa. We can go now. *Homer looked at Lisa quite calmly*
Bart: Forgot something! Wait up, Homer! *Bart started to get out of the car*
Homer: OH NO YOU DON'T! YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, WE'RE GOING TO GET THE TREE AND THAT'S FINAL! *Homer leaned into the back, grabbed Bart, pulled him back into the car and locked the doors*
Bart: But I need to get m-
Homer: Can't hear you boy! *Homer started singing a loud and annoying tune*
Lisa: Yet another 'perfect' Christmas... *Lisa sighed*
Bart: Tell me about it... *Bart sighed loudly*