A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasChapter 1-----------Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*Bart: No.Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?Homer: Past what?Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!Homer: Go where?Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fi
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasPrologue----------Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*Lisa: Can we Dad?Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!Homer: But I wanna watch the game!Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-Homer: WHY YOU