A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)A Simpsons' ChristmasChapter 3-----------Lisa: Should we tell Mom what happened to Dad's car? *Lisa put her seatbelt on*Bart: Nah.Homer: Uh, kids… Let's just pretend that 'thing' with the car, never happened.Lisa: Ok, Dad… *Lisa sighed sadly*Bart: It'll cost ya, Homer!Homer: How much? *Homer looked at Bart with mild frustration*Bart: Ten bucks. *Bart opened and closed his hand as if to say 'Gimme'*Seymour: Not in my car, young man! *Seymour started driving his car*Homer: He sure told you, boy! *Homer laughed at Bart*Bart: Are we there yet?Homer: No.Bart: Are we there yet?Homer: No.Bart: Are we there y
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasChapter 2-----------Lisa: Bart?!Bart: I'm okay!Lisa: Dad?Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok…Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)Bart: Could it get any worse?Lisa: Yes, P
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasChapter 1-----------Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*Bart: No.Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?Homer: Past what?Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!Homer: Go where?Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*Homer: Why… Won't… You… Work… *Homer tried to start the car*Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fi
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasPrologue----------Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*Lisa: Can we Dad?Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!Homer: But I wanna watch the game!Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-Homer: WHY YOU
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