A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3) by Biggest-Bob-Fan-Ever, literature
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A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)
A Simpsons' Christmas
Chapter 3
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Lisa: Should we tell Mom what happened to Dad's car? *Lisa put her seatbelt on*
Bart: Nah.
Homer: Uh, kids Let's just pretend that 'thing' with the car, never happened.
Lisa: Ok, Dad *Lisa sighed sadly*
Bart: It'll cost ya, Homer!
Homer: How much? *Homer looked at Bart with mild frustration*
Bart: Ten bucks. *Bart opened and closed his hand as if to say 'Gimme'*
Seymour: Not in my car, young man! *Seymour started driving his car*
Homer: He sure told you, boy! *Homer laughed at Bart*
Bart: Are we there yet?
Homer: No.
Bart: Are we there yet?
Homer: No.
Bart: Are we there y
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2) by Biggest-Bob-Fan-Ever, literature
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A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)
A Simpsons' Christmas
Chapter 2
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Lisa: Bart?!
Bart: I'm okay!
Lisa: Dad?
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, P
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1) by Biggest-Bob-Fan-Ever, literature
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A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)
A Simpsons' Christmas
Chapter 1
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Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Bart: No.
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fi
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue) by Biggest-Bob-Fan-Ever, literature
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A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)
A Simpsons' Christmas
Prologue
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Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU