My Simpson Character in: The Questionnaire

I'm pretending that this question and answer interview happened with My Simpson Character, so everything below this line is all Simpsons.
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My Simpson Character: So, tell me again, why do I have to answer these questions?
Lindsey Naegle: B'cause if you don't, I'll get the sack.
My Simpson Character: Listen, I'm a considerate person and I don't want you to get fired, but that still doesn't tell me why I have to answer these questions! Why should I just hand out my details freely to anyone who asks? No, I don't think so, I'm sorry but I'm just not comforta-
Lindsey Naegle: Listen kiddo, just sign the papers, it won't take long, it's hardly a drug use assignment paper.
My Simpson Chracter: Firstly, I'm 20, so no, I'm not a "kiddo", secondly, did you say 'drug use assignment'?!? How on earth does that even come into this subject?!
Lindsey Naegle: Pehh, listen kid, I've done 7 of those things and they're nothing compared to this.
My Simpson Character: But you only just said that this one was better and quicker than the dru-
Lindsey Naegle: Are you going to fill this in or not, kid?
My Simpson Character: What?!? I didn't even want to do it in the first place!
Lindsey Naegle: Whatever kid, it doesn't make a difference to me, I still get paid at the end of the day.
My Simpson Character: I thought you said you'd 'get the sack' if I didn't answer these questions!?
Lindsey Naegle: Nahh, I sleep with the guy every weekend, he won't sack me.
My Simpson Character: You talk too much. You do realise that, don't you?
Lindsey Naegle: Yeah, they told me that when I was getting the steroids and Botox.
My Simpson Character: I've had quite enough of this, just hand me the damn thing and be done with it!
Lindsey Naegle: Sure thing, kid.


Please give explanations and specifications.

[  ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. (I haven't found the right guy yet)
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone. (I do indeed, my S-Mobile)
[x] You have an mp3 player/iPod/discman. (I have a MyPod, what's an 'iPod'?)
[...] Your parents are still married. (I'd rather not talk about it, if you please)
[...] You love your family. (Well... That's a subject that hasn't really got a clear answer, but yes)
[  ] There is a pool/spa in your backyard. (I would quite like to have one, I thoroughly enjoy swimming)
T O T A L: 3 + 2 ...s

[x] You dress the way you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week. (Uhrm, kind of... I visit two of them in prison)
[/] There is a computer/laptop in your room. (If my MyPad counts as a computer, then yes)
[  ] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[/] People don't use you for something you have. (Occasionally)
[  ] You have been to the movies. (I occasionally like to watch wildlife documentaries on the television, they normally just tend to have claptrap on these days though)
T O T A L: 7 + 2 /s

[  ] You have over 500 friends on Facebook. ('Facebook'? Oh, you must mean FacePlace! I would never participate in such mindless nonsense)
[  ] You have pictures on Facebook. (As I have already stated, I shall have nothing to do with FacePlace)
[  ] Your parents let you have a Facebook. (I had never asked, but I highly doubt so)
[x] You get allowance/loan. (I get paid, I have a part time job at The Gilded Truffle and occasionally I contribute my art to the Springfield Palace of Fine Arts)
[x] You collect something normal. (Yes, coins from the 18th and 19th century)
[x] You look forward to going to college. (I've actually graduated, but before I did so, yes)
[/] You don't wish you were someone else. (Sometimes, when I think about certain moments)
[x] You play a sport. (Darts, Table tennis, Basket Ball, etcetera, etcetera)
[x] You want to do something after school/college. (I have already left college and I never went to school, I was home educated, but before I did so, I wanted to become a lawyer, I am now currently in training to be one)
T O T A L: 12 + 1 /

[x] You own a car/truck. (Yes, my blue Elec-Taurus)
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life.
[x] You have friends. (Yes, apart from my early childhood friends, which mainly consisted of my neighbours, my only other friends are Robert or as I call him, Bob and his brother Cecil)
[x] You've never had a detention at school.
T O T A L: 17

[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[/] You are happy with your life. (Most of the time, sometimes it saddens me though)
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language.
[  ] You have a screen name. (I don't usually participate in anything on the Internet, I have better and more important things to do in my time, although I do like modern technology)
[x] You own a pet. (Oskí, my German Shepherd, or otherwise known as Alsatian)
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs. (I most certainly do)
[  ] You don't have any enemies. (Jessica Lovejoy, Chief Clancy Wiggum and a boy I met called Joel who I always hated, but is now in love with Jessica so he's officially one of my enemies. Yes, I have a lot of enemies actually. Come to think of it, I have as many as my friend Bob, whose enemies consist of Bart Simpson, Krusty the Klown and Rakes)
T O T A L: 22 + 1 / + 1 ?

Total over all: 22 + 4 /s + 2 ...s


My Simpson Character: Just to let you know, there are several printed mistakes in this questionnaire. Actually, forget I mentioned it, I do not, under any circumstances, want to be here a moment longer!!! So just who exactly are you showing this to?
Lindsey Naegle: Oh, just the usual.
My Simpson Character: Which consists of?
Lindsey Naegle: sexyslumberparty.com, eBuy.com, single-in-springfield.com, FacePlace.com, Springfield Online, MyFace.com, springfieldrealtybites.com, Chatter.com, MyTube.com and despicableART.com. Funtendo, Kwazy Klown Airlines, Let's Get Fiscal, Su-
My Simpson Character: ENOUGH!!!!!!!! Oh, you just wait until I'm a lawyer!!! I shall not stand for this and you will undoubtedly be seeing the likes of me again! Good day to you!


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That was funny to write ! Hope you liked it and that somebody actually read it, because it took me ages! Please leave a comment and tell me what you think . Also, if you have any questions about any of the Terwilligers or My Simpson Character, feel free to ask me, I will most likely be able to answer it!